Dave’s Daily Quotes

You can’t make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.  ~ Joseph Lenin

Drive carefully; we need every taxpayer we can get.

Don’t be so Heavenly minded that you do no earthly good.

Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.

After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer has the job of budgeting the balance.    ++

A French guest, staying in a hotel in Atlanta phoned room service for some pepper. “Black pepper or white pepper?” asked the concierge. “Toilette pepper!”

A father said to his son, “When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.” The son replied, “When Lincoln was your age, he was President.”    ++

A dog inside a kennel barks at his fleas. A dog hunting does not notice them.

What man needs is not a tensionless state, but rather the striving and struggling of some goal worthy of him. ~ Victor Frankl

Even if I lose, the one who beats me will never get rid of the scars. ~ Hunter S. Thompson

The reward for conformity is that everyone loves you except for yourself. ~ Rita Mae Brown

Arrogance is a form of ignorance. ~ Troy Johnson

Love is the one option that is always open.

The true object of all human life is play.

He has delusions of adequacy. ~ Anonymous

Middle age is when you’re faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by 9 o’clock. ~ Ronald Reagan

Life is a one lap race. ~ Anonymous

Middle age is when your age starts to show around the middle ~ Bob Hope

In life, you are either hanging on the cross or driving in the nails.  ~ Anonymous

There is a great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book and the tired man who wants a book to read. ~ G. K. Chesterton

If it weren’t for baseball, many kids wouldn’t know what a millionaire looked like. ~ Phyllis Diller

Work is the curse of the drinking classes. ~ Oscar Wilde

I have had dreams and I have had nightmares, but I have conquered my nightmares because of my dreams. ~ Jonas Salk    ++

The meeting of two eternities, the past and future, is precisely the present moment. ~ Henry David Thoreau

Blessed are those that can give without remembering and receive without forgetting. ~ Anonymous