Dave’s Daily Quotes

He who knows not the way to the seashore, should take a river for his companion. ~ Anonymous, Encyclopedia of Quotations, Treasury of Wit and Humor, (1876)

Little by little, one travels far. ~ J. R. R. Tolkien

If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer.  Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away. ~ Henry David Thoreau

Golf’s a hard game to figure. One day you’ll go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and for no reason at all you really stink.

An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse.

I can’t live today with yesterday’s passion. ~ Craig Groeschel

Some of us think holding on makes us strong, but sometimes it is letting go. ~ Herman Hesse

One problem with gazing too frequently into the past is that we may turn around to find the future has run out on us. ~ Michael Cibenko

Every exit is an entry somewhere. ~ Tom Stoppard

We need in love to practice only this:  letting each other go.  For holding on comes easily–we do not need to learn it. ~ Rainer Maria Rilke

It’s a dangerous business going out your front door. ~ J. R. R. Tolkien

New Year’s Day:  Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions.  Next week you can begin paving the road to hell with them as usual. ~ Mark Twain

In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out in friendship, but never in want.  ~ Irish toast

Your Merry Christmas may depend on what others do for you … but your Happy New Year depends on what you do for others. ~ Anonymous

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. ~ Benjamin Franklin

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. ~ Bill Vaughn

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas. ~ Anonymous

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool.

If people were meant to go around naked, they would have been born that way. ~ Playboy

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it. ~ Gracie Allen    ++

It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I’m right. ~ Moliere

Christmas is at our throats again. ~ Noel Coward

Farting DOES NOT constitute “aroma therapy.” ~ Adrienne Gusoff

Any woman who thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach is aiming about ten inches too high. ~ Adrienne Gusoff

Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies. ~ Adrienne Gusoff