Dave’s Daily Quotes

Strong and bitter words indicate a weak cause. ~ Victor Hugo

A vegetarian is a person who won’t eat anything that can have children. ~ David Brenner

An argument is like a country road, you never know where it is going to lead. ~ Anonymous

A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he’s talking about. ~ Miguel de Unamuno

Man ought to be content, it is said; but with what? ~ Voltaire

God defend me from my friends; from my enemies I can defend myself. ~ Voltaire

Political speeches are usually just baloney disguised as food for thought. ~ Anonymous

Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don’t bite everybody. ~ Stanislaw Lec

Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don’t swallow it. ~ Hank Ketcham

When you’ve seen one nuclear war, you’ve seen them all.

The difference between being in love and falling out of love is as follows: When you are in love, everything that you see, everything that you say and everything that you do reminds you of your partner, whereas when love fades it is exactly the same. ~ Anonymous

Wasting time is an important part of living. ~ Oliver Herford

Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with. ~ Bob Wells

One day you finally knew what you had to do, and began. ~ Mary Oliver

And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom. ~ Anais Nin

The neurotic has perfect vision in one eye, but he cannot remember which.  ~ Mignon McLaughlin

No good neurotic finds it difficult to be both opinionated and indecisive.  ~ Mignon McLaughlin

In the English language there are orphans and widows, but there is no word for the parents who loses a child. ~ Jodi Picoult (“My Sister’s Keeper”)

Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time.  ~ Betty Smith

Nature gave men two ends–one to sit on and one to think with.  Ever since then man’s success or failure has been dependent on the one he used most.  ~ George R. Kirkpatrick

Make somebody happy today.  Mind your own business.  ~ Ann Landers

All philosophy in two words; sustain and abstain.  ~ Epictetus

If you hate your lot but wouldn’t trade it, it’s not your lot you hate.  ~ Mignon McLaughlin

The day will happen whether or not you get up.  ~ John Ciardi

Whatever you are be a good one.  ~ Abraham Lincoln