Dave’s Daily Quotes

It’s not who you are that holds you back, it’s who you think you’re not. ~ Dr. Hanoch McCarty

Ever notice that a human baby doesn’t walk until it’s tall enough to reach a parent’s hand? ~ Anonymous

Hating hate does not mean you love love.

If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is “thank you,” it will be enough. ~ Meister Eckhardt

Who does not thank for little will not thank for much. ~ Estonian proverb

Reading inspirational and motivational quotes daily is like taking my vitamins. ~ Rosie Cash

The goal in marriage is not to think alike, but to think together. ~ Robert C. Dodds

What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow. ~ Nathaniel Hawthorne

Marriage is like a phone call in the night:  first the ring, and then you wake up.

The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings. ~ Eric Hoffer

Trigonometry is a sine of the times.

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. ~ Alfred Adler

Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for! ~ Bob Marley

Golf was once a rich man’s sport but now it has millions of poor players

If a bi-sexual were to turn up missing, would they put his picture on a carton of Half & Half?

Confucius Say:  Mother’s Day comes nine months after father’s day.

Nobody ever drowned in sweat. ~ Lou Holtz

The longer I live, the more beautiful life becomes. ~ Frank Lloyd Wright

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. ~ John F. Kennedy

Boundary, n.:   In political geography, an imaginary line between two nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary rights of another. ~ Ambrose Bierce

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, “Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don’t believe?” ~ Quentin Crisp

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. ~ Douglas Adams

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. ~ F. P. Jones

Writing about music is like dancing about architecture. ~ Martin Mull

Some mornings, it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps. ~ Emo Phillips    ++