Dave’s Daily Quotes

Profit is a by-product of work; happiness is its chief product. ~ Henry Ford  

People often say that motivation doesn’t last.  Well, neither does bathing–that’s why we recommend it daily. ~ Zig Ziglar  

You Go Yahweh, and I’ll go Mine! ~ Anonymous  

Christianity is not a religion; it’s an industry. ~ Anonymous  

If you were taught that elves caused rain, every time it rained, you’d see the proof of elves.  ~ Anonymous    

Losing your faith is a lot like losing your virginity:  you don’t realize how irritating it was until it’s gone. ~ Anonymous  

The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike. ~ Delos B. McKown  

The more corrupt the state, the more it legislates. ~ Tacitus  

The beauty of a pun is in the “Oy!” of the beholder.  

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. ~ Carl Sagan  

Sight is a faculty; seeing is an art. ~ George Perkins Marsh  

Resisting temptation is easier when you think you’ll probably get another chance later on.  

QED.  Quod erat demonstrandum. ~ (Latin: “Thus it is proven.”  For all who wonder what QED really means.)  

Pyros of the world… IGNITE !!!  

Punning is the worst vice, and there’s no vice versa.  

Progress might have been all right once, but it’s gone on too long. ~ Ogden Nash  

It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.  

Support bacteria; they’re the only culture some people have.  

You can’t save everybody.  Just try not to be living next to them when they go off. ~ Dennis Miller  

You can drink them pretty, but you can’t drink them slim. ~ Jim Beasley  

Your moral authorities don’t always have your best interests in mind. ~ Matt Groening  

Pull your pants up, turn your hat around, and get a job. ~ P.J. O’Rourke  

Raising a teenager is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.    

Fear is just your feelings asking for a hug.  ~ Danielle Sanchez-Witzel and Michael Pennie  

There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice.  ~ Mark Twain