Dave’s Daily Quotes

If you only speak one language you have no excuse to suck at it.  

All of those extreme couponers across America need to get together and propose a budget plan to the president.  

They call me superficial, but I just hear super.  

When you dance, your purpose is not to get to a certain place on the floor.  It’s to enjoy each step along the way. ~ Wayne Dyer  

If you can’t cope, get stronger! ~  Falline Danforth  

You have to stop listening in categories.  The music is either good or it’s bad. ~ Duke Ellington

After you stop believing in Santa Claus, all you get is underwear. ~ Anonymous  

My greatest fear in life is that no one will remember me once I die. ~  Some dead guy  

Memory is like an orgasm.  It’s a lot better if you don’t have to fake it. ~ Seymour Cray  

McFee’s Maxim:  Matter can neither be created nor destroyed.  However, it can be lost.  

I’ll pretend like there’s something witty here and you pretend you laughed at it.

The Leprechaun Law:  When you reach the end of the rainbow, you will find that the pot of gold is at the other end.  

When a customer nods his head while I’m making a sales presentation, I wake him up. ~ Dave Matthews  

All men are mortal.  Socrates was mortal.  Therefore, all men are Socrates. ~ Woody Allen  

There’s a lot to be said for not saying a lot.  

If the Aborigine drafted an IQ test, all of Western civilization would presumably flunk it. ~ Stanley Garn  

Life would be much simpler and things would get done much faster if it weren’t for other people. ~ Anonymous

Music in the soul can be heard by the universe. ~ Lao Tzu  

Live in a world of your own, but always welcome visitors.  

‘Impossible’ is not a scientific term. ~ Vanna Bonta  

Familiarity breeds attempt.  

Everyone talks about apathy, but no one does anything about it. ~ Anonymous  

Predestination was doomed from the start. ~ Anonymous  

There is no time like the present for postponing what you ought to be doing.  

Nobody wants constructive criticism.  It’s all we can do to put up with constructive praise. ~ Anonymous