An aide approaches the Pope and tells him that he has good news and bad news.
“What’s the good news?” The Pope asked.
“We just learned that Jesus has retuned to Earth,” the aide said.
“Wow, that’s incredible! What a glorious day this is. What could possibly be bad enough to ruin this news?” asked the Pope.
The aide looked down at his feet and shuffled about. “Well Your Holiness, we just found out he’s been in Salt Lake City for two weeks….”
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