Q: What would it take to make you kiss me under the mistletoe?
A: An anesthetic.
What did the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine?
This will sleigh you.
What do you call the fear of getting stuck in a chimney?
Santaclaustrophobia
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.
Q. What do you get if you team Santa with a detective?
A. Santa Clues!
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