These are exceptionally clever anagrams. Whoever put this together must be deadly at Scrabble. Wait till you see the last one AND don’t cheat and go to the bottom first!!!!
Dormitory – when you rearrange the letters – Dirty Room
Evangelist – Evil’s Agent
Desperation – A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code – Here Come Dots
Slot Machines – Cash Lost in ’em (or Cash Lost in Me)
Animosity – Is No Amity
The Eyes – They See
Mother-in-law – Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms – Alas! No More Z’s
A Decimal Point – I’m a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes – That Queer Shake
Astronomer – Moon Starer
Presbyterian – Best in Prayer
Eleven plus two – Twelve plus one
Alec Guinness – Genuine Class
Semolina – Is No Meal
The Public Art Galleries – Large Picture Halls, I Bet
Contradiction – Accord not in it
George Herbert Walker Bush – Huge Berserk Rebel Warthog
George Bush – He bugs Gore
Election Results – Lies; Let’s Recount
Ronald Wilson Reagan – A long-insane Warlord or Insane Anglo warlord
Ronald Reagan – A darn long era
Leroy Newton Gingrich – Yon Right-winger Clone
Margaret Thatcher – That great charmer
Princess Diana – End Is A Car Spin
Year Two Thousand – A Year To Shut Down
The Conservative Party – Teacher in vast poverty
And for the grand finale:
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA
It can be rearranged (with no letters left over, and using each letter only once) it turns into:
TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
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