Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases.
“I’d Rather Be Waterboarding.”
“Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.”
“ U.S. Marines – Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.”
“ U.S. Air Force – Travel Agents to Allah”
“Stop Global Whining”
“When In Doubt, Empty the Magazine”
Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don’t Testify.
“The Marine Corps – When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight”
“Death Smiles at Everyone – Marines Smile Back”
“Marine Sniper – You can run, but you’ll just die tired!”
“What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? Recoil.”
“Marines – Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity to Die For their Country since 1775”
“Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It”
“Happiness Is a Belt-Fed Weapon”
“It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden – It’s Our Job to Arrange the Meeting”
“Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just a Vulgar Brawl”
“One Shot, Twelve Kills – U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support”
“My Kid Fought in Iraq So Your Kid Can Party in College”
“Machine Gunners – Accuracy by Volume”
“A Dead Enemy Is a Peaceful Enemy – Blessed Be the Peacemakers”
“If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher. If You Can Read It in English, Thank a Veteran”
“Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the U.S. ARMED FORCES don’t have that problem.” ~ Ronald Reagan
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