Shooting Blanks…

An 80 year old man says to his doctor:  My 28 year old wife is pregnant, what’s your opinion doctor?

Doctor:  Let me tell you a story, a hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of a gun. He goes into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and Bang…  The Lion drops dead!

Old man: That’s impossible, someone else must have shot the lion.

Doctor: MY POINT EXACTLY!!!


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