Murphology

Murphy’s Law: If anything can go wrong, it will.
Corollary: It can.

The Extended Murphy’s Law: If a series of events can go wrong, it will do so in the worst possible sequence.

Silberman’s Paradox: If Murphy’s Law can go wrong, it will.

Gattuso’s Extension of Murphy’s Law: Nothing is ever so bad that it can’t get worse.

Knagg’s Derivative of Murphy’s Law: The more complicated and grandiose the plan, the greater the chance of a screw-up.

Mrs. Murphy’s Law: If anything can go wrong it will go wrong when Mr. Murphy is out of town.

Given a conflict, Murphy’s Law supersedes Newton’s.

Ouzman’s Opinion: The higher up the organization, the fewer people appreciate Murphy’s Law.

Murphy’s Law only fails when you try to demonstrate it.

O’Toole’s Commentary: Murphy was an optimist.