Bubba

A pompous minister was seated next to Bubba on a flight across the country.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

Bubba asked for a whiskey, which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips.”

Bubba then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, “Me too.  I didn’t know we had a choice.”