It’s a Bad Day When…

You know it’s a bad day when… … the sun comes up in the west. … you jump out of bed and miss the floor. … the bird singing outside your window is a buzzard. … you put both contact lenses in the same eye. … your pet rock snaps at you. … the blind date turns out to be your ex-wife. … your income tax refund check bounces. … you put your bra on backwards and it fits better. … Suicide Prevention puts you on hold.