You might be a redneck if:
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
Jack Daniel’s makes your list of “Most Admired People.”
You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.
You’ve used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.
You know several people who have hit a deer.
You know what “cow tipping” and “snipe hunting” are.
You measure distance in minutes.
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