Love / Lust / Marriage

Love: When you take a bubble bath together

Lust: When you take a bath in Jell-O together

Marriage: When you give the kids a bath

Love: A romantic candle-light dinner for two

Lust: “Do I have to buy you dinner first?”

Marriage: 4 Happy Meals . . . to go

Love: Giving your love some candy

Lust: Thinking you are the candy

Marriage: Scraping candy off of the carpet

Love: A night out at the Symphony

Lust: A night out at the Ramada Inn

Marriage: A night out at Sesame Street On Ice.