Friends: Never ask for food.
Southern Friends: Always bring the food. ++
Friends: Say yes, that looks good on you.
Southern Friends: Say … what the hell are you wearing ++
Friends: Will say ‘hello.’
Southern Friends: Will give you a big hug and a kiss. ++
Friends: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
Southern Friends: Call your parents Mom and Dad.
Friends: Have never seen you cry.
Southern Friends: Cry with you.
Friends: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
Southern Friends: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just being together.
Friends: Know a few things about you.
Southern Friends: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
Friends: Will leave you behind if that’s what the crowd is doing.
Southern Friends: Will kick the whole crowds’ back-ends that left you.
Friends: Would knock on your door.
Southern Friends: Walk right in and say, ‘I’m home!’
Friends: Will visit you in jail.
Southern Friends: Will spend the night in jail with you.
Friends: Will visit you in the hospital when you’re sick.
Southern Friends: Will cut your grass and clean your house then come spend the night with you in the hospital and cook for you when you come home.
Friends: Have you on speed dial.
Southern Friends: Have your number memorized.
Friends: Are for a while.
Southern Friends: Are for life.
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