Dave’s Daily Quotes

If you always do what you always did, you’ll always get what you always got.

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. ~ Abraham Lincoln

Freedom is not the right to do as you please, but the liberty to do as you ought.

For the want of a horseshoe a horse was lost; For the want of a horse, the rider was lost; For the want of a rider, the message was lost; For the want of a message, the battle was lost; For the want of a battle, the war was lost; For the want of a…

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor is given by what he gave. ~ Calvin Coolidge

A penny will hide the biggest star in the universe if you hold it close enough to your eye.

Why do men want to marry virgins? They can’t stand criticism.

The last time I cooked this, hardly anyone got sick…

Got more time for misbehaving / since I started microwaving!

Never stand between a dog and a tree.

One reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone.

Wherever you are, be all there. ~ Jim Elliot

When you have exhausted all possibilities, remember this–you haven’t. ~ Thomas Edison

The hardest thing about business is minding your own.

A good friend sees the first tear, catches the second, and stops the third.

A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help another up.

A good example is the best sermon.

A good conscience is a soft pillow.

I worry about identity theft–and why no one wants to be me.

When I look into your eyes, I see the back of your head.

Can a hooker get layed off?

It’s bad luck to be superstitious.

If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport.

Two sorts of writers possess genius: those who think, and those who cause others to think. ~ Aldous Huxley