Dave’s Daily Quotes

Any fool can know. The point is to understand. ~ Albert Einstein  

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.

The buck doesn’t even slow down here!  

It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.  

Women want one man to fulfill their every need. Men want every woman to fulfill their one need.  

Cherish that awkward moment when you’re eavesdropping on a stranger’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud at a funny part.

You don’t have to understand to be understanding.  

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! ~ Anonymous  

If you had x-ray vision and closed your eyes, could you still see?  

Confidence is sexy.  

Being single doesn’t mean you’re weak, it means you’re strong enough to wait for what you really deserve. ~ Anonymous  

Never fall for a person who isn’t willing to catch you.  

You know you’re getting old when people start telling you how young you look.    

Never apologize for what you feel. It’s like saying sorry for being real.  

People who do only what is required of them are, in a sense, slaves. Those who do more are free. ~ Anonymous  

If an excuse is good enough, we call it a reason.  

It isn’t enough to ask intelligent questions, you have to listen intelligently to the answers.  

Guard your tongue. Say less than you think. Make promises sparingly. Keep them faithfully. Never let pass an opportunity to say a kind word. Be interested in others; their pursuits, work, and families. Be cheerful. Don’t dwell on minor aches and small disappointments. Keep an open mind. Discuss but don’t argue. Disagree without being disagreeable.…

The best years of your life are when the kids are old enough to help shovel the snow but too young to drive a car.  

A group becomes a team when each member is sure enough of himself and his contribution to praise the skills of others. ~ Norman G. Shiddle  

When you spot a quack, duck.

I forgot. No one told me to go ahead. I didn’t think it was that important. Wait until the boss comes back and ask him/her. I didn’t know you were in a hurry for it. That’s the way we have always done it. That’s not in my department. How was I to know this was…

We’re overpaying him but he’s worth it.  

Summer is the time when it is too hot to do the jobs it was too cold to do in winter.  

The two rules of procrastination:  1) Do it today.  2) Tomorrow will be today tomorrow.