Dave’s Daily Quotes

The nice thing about standards is there are so many to choose from.

Nearly everyone is in favor of going to heaven but too many are hoping they’ll live long enough to see an easing of the entrance requirements.

Every time history repeats itself the price goes up.

I am responsible for my actions, including those that are someone else’s fault.

I am grateful that my inner voices are now in agreement.

I humbly strive to understand and respect the opinions of others, regardless of their inferior intellect

A man is known by the company he owns.

The higher a monkey climbs, the more you can see of its behind. ~ Joe Stilwell

The race is not always to the swift nor the battle to the strong–but that’s the way to bet. ~ Damon Runyon

My wife is too clever to understand anything she does not like.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Never resist a mad impulse to do something nice for me. ~ Ashleigh Brilliant

Do not be like the parakeet, that says what he knows but doesn’t know what he says. ~ Spanish proverb

Never defend the oppressed unless you are prepared to take on the oppressor. ~ Ogden Nash

It’s not what you know that counts…it’s what you think of in time. ~ Les Aikman

When you win, you’re an old pro; when you lose, you’re an old man.

Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it. ~ Richard Lamm

 I don’t know what’s wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman. ~ Bruce Baum

Free people are not equal, and equal people are not free.  ~ Lawrence Reed  http://www.mackinac.org/3832

Terrorists can attack our freedom, but only Congress can destroy it.

I’ve completed diagnosis of your problem and can classify it as a YOYO…You’re On Your Own.

The right to offend is far more important than the right not to be offended. ~ Rowan Atkinson

To finish first, you must first finish. ~ Rick Mears

Make sure you finish speaking before the audience has finished listening. ~ Dorothy Sarnoff

Bachelor: A man who chases women and never Mrs. one.