Dave’s Daily Quotes

There is a technical meteorological term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It’s called a “Monday.”

There are days when it takes all you’ve got just to keep up with the losers. ~ Robert Orben

The price of liberty is eternal vigilance. ~ Thomas Jefferson

The price of greatness is responsibility. ~ Winston Churchill

The priest is repairing the church fence. A boy is standing nearby for a long while. The priest asks him: “Do you want to speak with me, my son?” “No, I’m just waiting.” “Waiting for what?” “Wanna know what a priest says when he hits his finger with a hammer.”

I have my doubts about disbelief.

I always wanted to be a procrastinator.

If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s intolerance.

Focus on rules, you get rebellion. Focus on the heart, you get relationship. ~ Reggie Joiner

Women don’t make fools of men–most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years.  Even in biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.     ++

Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes–it means that you laugh at his. ~ Anonymous   ++

Sadly, all men are created equal.    ++

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. ~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh

We all agree on the necessity of compromise. We just can’t agree on when it’s necessary to compromise. ~ Larry Wall

Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change. ~ Anonymous

The world is changing so fast I’ve got societal vertigo. ~ Terri Guillemet

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. ~ William Blake

My life is a hesitation before birth. ~ Franz Kafka

Lawyer: I’m suing you for malpractice on behalf of John Smith Psychiatrist: But why? He was completely cured by my treatment. Lawyer: My client says before your treatment he thought he was Jesus Christ. Now he feels like a nobody

People want economy and they will pay any price to get it. ~ Lee Iaccoca

There are two theories to arguing with a woman.  Neither theory works. ~ Will Rogers

Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go wrong that one can’t blame on the government.    ++

The pride of the peacock is the glory of God. ~ William Blake

I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. ~ Viktor E. Frankl