Dave’s Daily Quotes

Q:  How many doctors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:  It depends on whether or not the bulb has health insurance.

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier’s office. ~ Francis O’Walsh

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. ~ Dale Carnegie

FedEx is now offering overnight baby delivery so eager mothers don’t have to wait nine months.

The other night, while lying on a couch, I reviewed the high point of my life and fell asleep!

Mothers of little boys work from son up till son down!

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. ~ Josh Billings

A fine quotation is a diamond in the hand of a man of wit and a pebble in the hand of a fool. ~ Joseph Roux

It is a glorious thing to be indifferent to suffering, but only to one’s own suffering. ~ Robert Lynd

No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein

3… knowing that suffering produces endurance, 4 and endurance produces character, and character produces hope ~ Bible, Romans 5:3-4

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine.  ~ Anthony J. D’Angelo

The wise man in the storm prays God, not for safety from danger, but for deliverance from fear.  ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures.  ~ H. Jackson Brown, Jr

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. ~ Demetri Martin    ++

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? ~ Steven Spielberg  ++

No man ever repented on his deathbed of being a Christian. ~ Hannah Moore

For light I go directly to the Source of light, not to any of the reflections. ~ Peace Pilgrim

A fairly bright boy is far more intelligent and far better company than the average adult. ~ John B.S. Haldane

Most rock journalism is people who can’t write, interviewing people who can’t talk, for people who can’t read. ~ Frank Zappa

There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth. ~ Agnes Repplier

Let us be grateful to people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. ~ Marcel Proust

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. ~  (The Talmud?)

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. ~ George Bernard Shaw

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study Hard. Be evil.