Dave’s Daily Quotes

Treat anger like gold. Spend it wisely or not at all.

When Satan reminds you of your past, remind him of his future.

When there’s nothing on TV, most people will watch it anyway.

“When we get home,” I lectured my three young sons in the backseat of the car, “I want you all to clean your rooms because Uncle Ed is coming over.  He’s never been to our house before, and I want it to look tidy.” My nine-year-old finally broke a lengthy silence.  “But isn’t that kind…

When you hear a kind word spoken about a friend, tell her so.

When you lose, don’t lose the lesson. ~ Chinese proverb (also attributed to the Dalai Lama)

When your outgo exceeds your income, then your upkeep will be your downfall.

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. ~ Henry J. Kaiser

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. ~ Albert Camus

A little boy was attending his first wedding.  After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he knew the answer so quickly. “How did you know that?” “Easy,” the little boy said. “All you have to do is add it…

To belittle is to be little.

To realize the value of ONE YEAR Ask a student who has failed his final exam. To realize the value of ONE MONTH Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby. To realize the value of ONE WEEK Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize the value of ONE DAY…

Two things are sure in life: There is a God, and you are not him.

When an old man dies, a library burns down. ~ African proverb

When the mouth stumbles, it is worse than the foot. ~ West African Proverb

When you live in the past, it costs you the present.

While men talk of killing time, time slowly kills men.

Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earning his salt that he forgets his sugar.    ++

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

Some people are wise, and some are otherwise. ~ Mark Twain   ++

Remember, your relatives had no choice in the matter either.

Quotations are sometimes valuable pearls, but original thoughts can be priceless treasure.

Your actions speak so loud that I can’t hear what you’re saying.

…it’s harder to take care of the sick person than it is to be the sick person. ~ Stephen White

The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get. ~ Robert Smith