Dave’s Daily Quotes

Today is not the day you quit. Nor is it the day you cry. Today you know that you have all the passion and wisdom to find that quiet center of solace, serenity, and strength necessary to create and sustain an authentic life. ~ Sarah Ban Breathnach

Wise men are instructed by reason; men of less understanding, by experience; the most ignorant, by necessity; the beasts, by nature. ~ Marcus Tullius Cicero

Wisdom is not knowledge, but lies in the use we make of knowledge. ~ N. Sri Ram

One good husband is worth two good wives, for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued. ~ Benjamin Franklin

Marrying is easy, it’s housework that’s hard. ~ American Proverb

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son—and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. ~ Helen Rowland

Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he’ll go to sleep before you finish saying it. ~ Helen Rowland

The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him. ~ Henry Lewis Stimson

It is not certain that everything is uncertain. ~ Blaise Pascal

The last thing one knows when writing a book is what to put first. ~ Blaise Pascal

The more I see of men, the better I like my dog. ~ Blaise Pascal

God must love homely people; He made so many. ~ Abraham Lincoln

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.     ++

Don’t take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. ~ Jim Morrison

I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Pedestrian detection technology:  a windshield and a bumper?  a solitary sentry? very simple sensors? ~ jdm

I lost my mood ring yesterday and I’m not sure how I really feel about it. ~ Anonymous

My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day “Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?”  How the hell do I respond to that? ~ Anonymous

I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. ~ Anonymous

It should probably be called Unplanned Parenthood.

Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.  ++

The letters T and G are very close to each other on a keyboard. This recently became all too apparent to me–I will never end a work email with the phrase “Regards” again. ~ Anonymous

Fruit Loops are really just gay cheerios. ~ Anonymous

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. ~ Abba Eban

I’d like to help you out, which way did you come in?    ++