Dave’s Daily Quotes

A habit is a frozen interpretation from the past that is applied to the present. ~ Deepak Chopra

Habits are the shorthand of behavior. ~ Julie Henderson

It’s purty hard t’ be efficient without bein’ obnoxious. ~ Kin Hubbard

I will never fear or avoid a possible good rather than a certain evil. ~ Socrates

Gittin’ talked about is one o’ th’ penalties for bein’ purty, while bein’ above suspicion is about th’ only compensation fer bein’ homely. ~ Kin Hubbard

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable. ~ Kin Hubbard

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest. ~ Kin Hubbard

Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid. ~ Kin Hubbard

Being an optimist after you’ve got everything you want doesn’t count. ~ Kin Hubbard

We’d all like to vote for the best man, but he’s never a candidate. ~ Kin Hubbard

In beer there is freedom.  In wine there is wisdom.  In water, there is bacteria. ~ Anonymous

The more I know the more I know I don’t know. ~ Socrates

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them. ~ Kin Hubbard

A bee is never as busy as it seems; it’s just that it can’t buzz any slower. ~ Kin Hubbard

If a man works like a horse for his money, there are a lot of girls anxious to take him down the bridal path. ~ Marty Allen

Marriage is not a noun; it’s a verb. It isn’t something you get. It’s something you do. It’s the way you love your partner every day. ~ Barbara De Angelis

Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual, and the obligation reciprocal. ~ Louis K. Anspacher

The curse which lies upon marriage is that too often the individuals are joined in their weakness rather than in their strength–each asking from the other instead of finding pleasure in giving. ~ Simone De Beauvoir

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures. ~ Samuel Johnson

After marriage, a woman’s sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man’s so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her. ~ Helen Rowland

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn’t a sign that they “don’t understand” one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. ~ Helen Rowland

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her—when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her? ~ Helen Rowland

When we encounter a natural style we are always surprised and delighted, for we thought to see an author and found a man. ~ Blaise Pascal

Nature is an infinite sphere of which the center is everywhere and the circumference nowhere. ~ Blaise Pascal

A nation or civilization that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death on the installment plan. ~ Martin Luther King, Jr.