{"id":9342,"date":"2011-03-05T19:43:39","date_gmt":"2011-03-06T00:43:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=9342"},"modified":"2011-03-05T19:44:04","modified_gmt":"2011-03-06T00:44:04","slug":"9342","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=9342","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: \u00a0well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson. ~ Emo Philips<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: \u00a0well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson. ~ Emo Philips<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9342"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9342"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9342\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9344,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9342\/revisions\/9344"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}