{"id":9334,"date":"2011-03-04T21:21:26","date_gmt":"2011-03-05T02:21:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=9334"},"modified":"2011-03-04T21:21:26","modified_gmt":"2011-03-05T02:21:26","slug":"9334","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=9334","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They talk about the economy this year.\u00a0 Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation.\u00a0 Altogether, I&#8217;m in a depression.\u00a0 ~ Rick Majerus<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They talk about the economy this year.\u00a0 Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation.\u00a0 Altogether, I&#8217;m in a depression.\u00a0 ~ Rick Majerus<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9334"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9334"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9334\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9335,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9334\/revisions\/9335"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}