{"id":9228,"date":"2011-03-01T20:32:10","date_gmt":"2011-03-02T01:32:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=9228"},"modified":"2011-03-01T20:32:10","modified_gmt":"2011-03-02T01:32:10","slug":"9228","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=9228","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. \u00a0One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful.\u00a0 This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down.”\u00a0 The second lady says, “You think that’s bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn’t remember whether I was going to bed or had just woken up!”<\/p>\n

The third lady smiles smugly. “Well, my memory’s just as good as it’s always been, knock on wood.”<\/p>\n

She raps on the table.\u00a0 With a startled look on her face, she asks, “Who’s there?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. \u00a0One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful.\u00a0 This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down.”\u00a0 The second lady says, “You think that’s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9228"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9228"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9228\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9230,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9228\/revisions\/9230"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}