{"id":9177,"date":"2011-02-24T21:37:55","date_gmt":"2011-02-25T02:37:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=9177"},"modified":"2011-02-24T21:37:55","modified_gmt":"2011-02-25T02:37:55","slug":"9177","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=9177","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m no good with women. \u00a0I went up to a woman at a bar and said to her, “I’ve got a condom with your name on it.”\u00a0 She said, “You must be mistaken, my name’s not ‘Trojan Extra Small.'” ~ Ed Knight<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’m no good with women. \u00a0I went up to a woman at a bar and said to her, “I’ve got a condom with your name on it.”\u00a0 She said, “You must be mistaken, my name’s not ‘Trojan Extra Small.’” ~ Ed Knight<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9177"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9177"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9177\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9178,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9177\/revisions\/9178"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}