{"id":8889,"date":"2011-02-12T18:32:32","date_gmt":"2011-02-12T23:32:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=8889"},"modified":"2011-02-12T18:32:32","modified_gmt":"2011-02-12T23:32:32","slug":"8889","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=8889","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

I said to my wife, “Come on, honey.\u00a0 I can’t remember the last time we made love.”<\/p>\n

She says, “Well I can–and that’s why we’re not.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I said to my wife, “Come on, honey.\u00a0 I can’t remember the last time we made love.” She says, “Well I can–and that’s why we’re not.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8889"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8889"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8889\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8890,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8889\/revisions\/8890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}