{"id":7986,"date":"2011-01-23T07:19:26","date_gmt":"2011-01-23T12:19:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=7986"},"modified":"2011-05-21T22:06:13","modified_gmt":"2011-05-22T02:06:13","slug":"7986","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=7986","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There was a guy telling his friend that he and his wife had a serious argument the night before. &#8220;But it ended,&#8221; he said, &#8220;When she came crawling to me on her hands and knees.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What did she say?&#8221; asked the friend. The husband replied, &#8220;She said, &#8216;come out from under that bed, you coward!'&#8221;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 ++<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was a guy telling his friend that he and his wife had a serious argument the night before. &#8220;But it ended,&#8221; he said, &#8220;When she came crawling to me on her hands and knees.&#8221; &#8220;What did she say?&#8221; asked the friend. The husband replied, &#8220;She said, &#8216;come out from under that bed, you coward!&#8217;&#8221;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7986"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7986"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7986\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7988,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7986\/revisions\/7988"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7986"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7986"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7986"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}