{"id":7484,"date":"2011-01-15T17:05:03","date_gmt":"2011-01-15T22:05:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=7484"},"modified":"2011-05-21T22:01:17","modified_gmt":"2011-05-22T02:01:17","slug":"7484","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=7484","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was asking my friend who has children, &#8220;What if I have a baby and I dedicate my life to it and it grows up to hate me. And it blames everything wrong with its life on me.&#8221; And she said, &#8220;What do you mean, &#8216;if&#8217;?&#8221;\u00a0 ~ Rita Rudner<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was asking my friend who has children, &#8220;What if I have a baby and I dedicate my life to it and it grows up to hate me. And it blames everything wrong with its life on me.&#8221; And she said, &#8220;What do you mean, &#8216;if&#8217;?&#8221;\u00a0 ~ Rita Rudner<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7484"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7484"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7484\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13506,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7484\/revisions\/13506"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}