{"id":7011,"date":"2011-01-04T21:19:05","date_gmt":"2011-01-05T02:19:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=7011"},"modified":"2011-01-04T21:19:05","modified_gmt":"2011-01-05T02:19:05","slug":"how-many-wives","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=7011","title":{"rendered":"How Many Wives?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A little boy was attending his first wedding.\u00a0 After the service, his cousin asked him, &#8220;How many women can a man marry?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sixteen,&#8221; the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he knew the answer so quickly. &#8220;How did you know that?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Easy,&#8221; the little boy said. &#8220;All you have to do is add it up, like the preacher said: &#8216;Four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer.'&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A little boy was attending his first wedding.\u00a0 After the service, his cousin asked him, &#8220;How many women can a man marry?&#8221; &#8220;Sixteen,&#8221; the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he knew the answer so quickly. &#8220;How did you know that?&#8221; &#8220;Easy,&#8221; the little boy said. &#8220;All you have to do is add it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7011"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7011"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7011\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7013,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7011\/revisions\/7013"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}