{"id":5573,"date":"2010-12-08T19:08:08","date_gmt":"2010-12-09T00:08:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=5573"},"modified":"2011-05-21T21:36:05","modified_gmt":"2011-05-22T01:36:05","slug":"christmas-jokes-for-the-children-and-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=5573","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Jokes for the Children (and me)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Q: \u00a0What would it take to make you kiss me under the mistletoe?<\/p>\n<p>A: \u00a0An anesthetic.<\/p>\n<p>What did the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine?<\/p>\n<p>This will sleigh you.<\/p>\n<p>What do you call the fear of getting stuck in a chimney?<\/p>\n<p>Santaclaustrophobia<\/p>\n<p>What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?<\/p>\n<p>Ribbon hood.<\/p>\n<p>Why was Santa&#8217;s little helper depressed?<\/p>\n<p>Because he had low elf esteem.<\/p>\n<p>Q. What do you get if you team Santa with a detective?<\/p>\n<p>A. Santa Clues!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q: \u00a0What would it take to make you kiss me under the mistletoe? A: \u00a0An anesthetic. What did the reindeer say before launching into his comedy routine? This will sleigh you. What do you call the fear of getting stuck in a chimney? Santaclaustrophobia What do you get when you cross an archer with a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5573"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5573"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5573\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12887,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5573\/revisions\/12887"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}