{"id":5319,"date":"2010-12-04T20:49:36","date_gmt":"2010-12-05T01:49:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=5319"},"modified":"2011-05-21T21:33:03","modified_gmt":"2011-05-22T01:33:03","slug":"more-walks-into-a-bar-puns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=5319","title":{"rendered":"More &#8220;walks into a bar&#8221; puns"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted. \u00a0\u00a0 ++<\/p>\n<p>A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar. The barman says, &#8220;I&#8217;ll serve you, but don&#8217;t start anything.&#8221; \u00a0\u00a0 ++<\/p>\n<p>A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, &#8220;Sorry we don&#8217;t serve food in here.&#8221; \u00a0\u00a0 ++<\/p>\n<p>A dyslexic man walks into a bra. (thnik abuot taht ofr a miunte) \u00a0\u00a0 ++<\/p>\n<p>A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: &#8220;A beer please, and one for the road.&#8221;\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 ++<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted. \u00a0\u00a0 ++ A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar. The barman says, &#8220;I&#8217;ll serve you, but don&#8217;t start anything.&#8221; \u00a0\u00a0 ++ A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, &#8220;Sorry we don&#8217;t serve food in here.&#8221; \u00a0\u00a0 ++ A dyslexic man walks [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5319"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5319"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5319\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12792,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5319\/revisions\/12792"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}