{"id":4876,"date":"2010-11-28T18:24:07","date_gmt":"2010-11-28T23:24:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=4876"},"modified":"2011-05-21T21:27:08","modified_gmt":"2011-05-22T01:27:08","slug":"one-liner-jokes-for-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=4876","title":{"rendered":"One Liner Jokes for Kids"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.<\/p>\n<p>What do skeletons always order at a restaurant? \u00a0Spare ribs!<\/p>\n<p>Who was the most famous French skeleton? \u00a0Napoleon bone-apart.<\/p>\n<p>What runs around a cemetery but doesn&#8217;t move? \u00a0A fence!<\/p>\n<p>What do they teach at Witches school? \u00a0Spelling.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer. What do skeletons always order at a restaurant? \u00a0Spare ribs! Who was the most famous French skeleton? \u00a0Napoleon bone-apart. What runs around a cemetery but doesn&#8217;t move? \u00a0A fence! What do they teach at Witches school? \u00a0Spelling.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4876"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4876"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4876\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12667,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4876\/revisions\/12667"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4876"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4876"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4876"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}