{"id":4858,"date":"2010-11-28T10:04:54","date_gmt":"2010-11-28T15:04:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=4858"},"modified":"2010-11-28T10:05:19","modified_gmt":"2010-11-28T15:05:19","slug":"halloween-jokes-for-kids","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=4858","title":{"rendered":"Halloween Jokes for Kids"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A vampire joke: \u00a0What happened to the mad vampire?<\/p>\n<p>He went a little batty!<\/p>\n<p>A demon joke: \u00a0What is the best way to get rid of a demon?<\/p>\n<p>Exorcise a lot!<\/p>\n<p>A ghost joke: \u00a0What kind of jewels to ghosts wear?<\/p>\n<p>Tombstones!<\/p>\n<p>A demon joke: \u00a0Why do demons and ghouls get on so well?<\/p>\n<p>Because demons are a ghouls best friend!<\/p>\n<p>A vampire joke: \u00a0Where do vampires go on holiday?<\/p>\n<p>The Isle of Fright!<\/p>\n<p>A vampire joke: \u00a0What\u2019s a vampire\u2019s favorite soup?<\/p>\n<p>Sharks\u2019 fang soup!<\/p>\n<p>A vampire joke: \u00a0Which vampire ate the three bears porridge?<\/p>\n<p>Ghouldilocks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A vampire joke: \u00a0What happened to the mad vampire? He went a little batty! A demon joke: \u00a0What is the best way to get rid of a demon? Exorcise a lot! A ghost joke: \u00a0What kind of jewels to ghosts wear? Tombstones! A demon joke: \u00a0Why do demons and ghouls get on so well? Because [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4858"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4858"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4858\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4862,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4858\/revisions\/4862"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4858"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4858"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4858"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}