Secret of a Successful Marriage<\/p>\n
or<\/p>\n
How To Handle A Husband<\/p>\n
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica.\u00a0 Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.\u00a0 People would say, \u201cWhat a peaceful and loving couple.\u201d<\/p>\n
The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.<\/p>\n
The Husband replied: \u201cWell, it dates back to our honeymoon in America,\u201d explained the man.<\/p>\n
\u201cWe visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse.\u00a0 We hadn’t gone too far when my wife’s horse stumbled and she almost fell off.\u201d<\/p>\n
My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, \u201cThat’s once.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWe proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again.\u201d<\/p>\n
Again my wife quietly said, \u201cThat’s twice.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWe hadn’t gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time.\u00a0 My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.\u201d<\/p>\n
I SHOUTED at her, \u201cWhat’s wrong with you, Woman!\u00a0 Why did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you crazy!?\u201d<\/p>\n
She looked at ME, and quietly said, \u201cThat’s once.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAnd from that moment … we have lived happily every after.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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