{"id":4440,"date":"2010-11-22T20:35:01","date_gmt":"2010-11-23T01:35:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=4440"},"modified":"2011-03-23T21:00:52","modified_gmt":"2011-03-24T01:00:52","slug":"4440","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=4440","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was standing at a party the other night and across the room was an attractive woman.\u00a0 I looked at her and cocked my eye.\u00a0 She looked at me and cocked her eye back.\u00a0 And there we stood, cock-eyed. ~ Tommy Cooper<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was standing at a party the other night and across the room was an attractive woman.\u00a0 I looked at her and cocked my eye.\u00a0 She looked at me and cocked her eye back.\u00a0 And there we stood, cock-eyed. ~ Tommy Cooper<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4440"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4440"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4440\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9955,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4440\/revisions\/9955"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}