You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.<\/p>\n
You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 ++<\/p>\n
You think loading a dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.<\/p>\n
You think a woman who is “out of your league” bowls on a different night..<\/p>\n
Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, “Hey watch this.”<\/p>\n
You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.<\/p>\n
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.<\/p>\n
One of your kids was born on a pool table.<\/p>\n
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.<\/p>\n
You come home from the garbage dump with more than you went with.<\/p>\n
More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.<\/p>\n
Your mother doesn’t remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass.<\/p>\n
Your family tree doesn’t fork.<\/p>\n
Your mother has been involved in a fistfight at a high school sports event.<\/p>\n
You’ve ever worn a tube top to a wedding.<\/p>\n
You think a Volvo is part of a woman’s anatomy.<\/p>\n
You’ve been too drunk to fish.<\/p>\n
You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures<\/p>\n
Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.<\/p>\n
Someone in your family says “Cum’n here an’ look it this afore I flush it.”<\/p>\n
You’ve been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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