{"id":3671,"date":"2010-11-11T21:07:39","date_gmt":"2010-11-12T02:07:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=3671"},"modified":"2011-01-25T21:55:40","modified_gmt":"2011-01-26T02:55:40","slug":"the-buffalo-theory-of-beer-makes-you-smarter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=3671","title":{"rendered":"The Buffalo Theory of Beer Makes You Smarter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.<\/p>\n<p>One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm Here&#8217;s how it went: \u00a0&#8220;Well ya see, Norm, it&#8217;s like this&#8230;\u00a0 A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.\u00a0 And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.\u00a0 This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.\u00a0 In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.\u00a0 Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.\u00a0 But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.\u00a0 In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.\u00a0 That&#8217;s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm Here&#8217;s how it went: \u00a0&#8220;Well ya see, Norm, it&#8217;s like this&#8230;\u00a0 A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.\u00a0 And when the herd is hunted, it is the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3671"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3671"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3671\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8132,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3671\/revisions\/8132"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}