{"id":3649,"date":"2010-11-11T20:53:34","date_gmt":"2010-11-12T01:53:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=3649"},"modified":"2010-11-11T20:53:48","modified_gmt":"2010-11-12T01:53:48","slug":"3649","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=3649","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, \u201cGrandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. \u201cThat&#8217;s interesting,\u201d she said, \u201cHow do you make babies?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt&#8217;s simple,\u201d replied the girl. \u201cYou just change &#8216;y&#8217; to &#8216;i&#8217; and add &#8216;es&#8217;\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, \u201cGrandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today.\u201d The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. \u201cThat&#8217;s interesting,\u201d she said, \u201cHow do you make babies?\u201d \u201cIt&#8217;s simple,\u201d replied the girl. \u201cYou just change &#8216;y&#8217; to &#8216;i&#8217; and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3649"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3649"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3649\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3651,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3649\/revisions\/3651"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3649"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3649"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3649"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}