{"id":3635,"date":"2010-11-11T20:44:57","date_gmt":"2010-11-12T01:44:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=3635"},"modified":"2010-11-21T16:44:03","modified_gmt":"2010-11-21T21:44:03","slug":"3635","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=3635","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A long-married couple came upon a wishing well.<\/p>\n<p>The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.<\/p>\n<p>The husband decided to make a wish too.<\/p>\n<p>But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.<\/p>\n<p>The wife was stunned for a moment, but then smiled, \u201cIt really works!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A long-married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish too. But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment, but then smiled, \u201cIt really works!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3635"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3635"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3635\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4321,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3635\/revisions\/4321"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}