{"id":3475,"date":"2010-11-11T10:09:11","date_gmt":"2010-11-11T15:09:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=3475"},"modified":"2011-02-20T19:44:22","modified_gmt":"2011-02-21T00:44:22","slug":"stress","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=3475","title":{"rendered":"Stress"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;How heavy is this glass of water?&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g.<\/p>\n<p>The lecturer replied, &#8216;The absolute weight doesn&#8217;t matter.  It depends on how long you try to hold it. \u00a0If I hold it for a minute, that&#8217;s not a problem.  If I hold it for an hour, I&#8217;ll have an ache in my right arm. \u00a0If I hold it for a day, you&#8217;ll have to call an ambulance.  In each case, it&#8217;s the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>He continued, &#8216;And that&#8217;s the way it is with stress management.  If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we won&#8217;t be able to carry on. &#8216;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again. When we&#8217;re refreshed, we can carry on with the burden.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;So, before you return home tonight, put the burden of work down. Don&#8217;t carry it home. You can pick it up tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>Whatever burdens you&#8217;re carrying now, let them down for a moment if you can.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>So, my friend, Put down anything that may be a burden to you right now.  Don&#8217;t pick it up again until after you&#8217;ve rested a while.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>Here are some great ways of dealing with the burdens of life:<\/p>\n<p>* Accept that some days you&#8217;re the pigeon, and some days you&#8217;re the statue.<\/p>\n<p>* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.<\/p>\n<p>* Always wear stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.<\/p>\n<p>* Drive carefully. It&#8217;s not only cars that can be &#8220;recalled&#8221; by their maker.<\/p>\n<p>* If you can&#8217;t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.<\/p>\n<p>* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.<\/p>\n<p>* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to be kind to others.<\/p>\n<p>* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won&#8217;t have a leg to stand on.<\/p>\n<p>* Nobody cares if you can&#8217;t dance well. \u00a0Just get up and dance.<\/p>\n<p>* When everything&#8217;s coming your way, you&#8217;re in the wrong lane.<\/p>\n<p>* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.<\/p>\n<p>* You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.<\/p>\n<p>* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.<\/p>\n<p>* We could learn a lot from crayons&#8230; Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.<\/p>\n<p>*A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked; &#8216;How heavy is this glass of water?&#8217; Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g. The lecturer replied, &#8216;The absolute weight doesn&#8217;t matter. It depends on how long you try to hold it. \u00a0If I hold it for a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3475"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3475"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3475\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9094,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3475\/revisions\/9094"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}