{"id":3325,"date":"2010-11-10T21:57:12","date_gmt":"2010-11-11T02:57:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=3325"},"modified":"2011-05-21T20:54:27","modified_gmt":"2011-05-22T00:54:27","slug":"3325","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=3325","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s getting to the point where a guy can&#8217;t enjoy the simple things in life, like slicing a bagel and watching butter melt on it, without some idiot behind you blowing his horn.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 ++<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s getting to the point where a guy can&#8217;t enjoy the simple things in life, like slicing a bagel and watching butter melt on it, without some idiot behind you blowing his horn.\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 ++<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3325"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3325"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3325\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12167,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3325\/revisions\/12167"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}