{"id":3238,"date":"2010-11-10T12:42:52","date_gmt":"2010-11-10T17:42:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=3238"},"modified":"2010-12-03T19:09:54","modified_gmt":"2010-12-04T00:09:54","slug":"shooting-blanks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=3238","title":{"rendered":"Shooting Blanks&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An 80 year old man says to his doctor: \u00a0My 28 year old wife is pregnant, what&#8217;s your opinion doctor?<\/p>\n<p>Doctor:\u00a0 Let me tell you a story, a hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of a gun. He goes into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and Bang&#8230;\u00a0 The Lion drops dead!<\/p>\n<p>Old man: That&#8217;s impossible, someone else must have shot the lion.<\/p>\n<p>Doctor: MY POINT EXACTLY!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An 80 year old man says to his doctor: \u00a0My 28 year old wife is pregnant, what&#8217;s your opinion doctor? Doctor:\u00a0 Let me tell you a story, a hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of a gun. He goes into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and Bang&#8230;\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3238"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3238"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3238\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5178,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3238\/revisions\/5178"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}