{"id":3226,"date":"2010-11-10T12:27:02","date_gmt":"2010-11-10T17:27:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=3226"},"modified":"2010-12-19T17:49:11","modified_gmt":"2010-12-19T22:49:11","slug":"things-i-learned-about-weapons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=3226","title":{"rendered":"Things I Learned (about weapons)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u200e1. \u00a0Don&#8217;t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he&#8217;ll just kill you.<\/p>\n<p>2. \u00a0If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.<\/p>\n<p>3. \u00a0I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.<\/p>\n<p>4. \u00a0When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away.<\/p>\n<p>5. \u00a0A reporter did a human-interest piece on the Texas Rangers. The reporter recognized the Colt Model 1911 the Ranger was carrying and asked him &#8216;Why do you carry a 45?&#8217; The Ranger responded, &#8216;Because they don&#8217;t make a 46.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>6. \u00a0The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm &#8216;Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?&#8217; &#8216;No Ma&#8217;am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>7. \u00a0Beware the man who only carries one gun. HE PROBABLY KNOWS HOW TO USE IT!!!<\/p>\n<p>~ Anonymous<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u200e1. \u00a0Don&#8217;t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he&#8217;ll just kill you. 2. \u00a0If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck. 3. \u00a0I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy. 4. \u00a0When seconds count, the cops are just minutes away. 5. \u00a0A [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3226"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3226"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3226\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6408,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3226\/revisions\/6408"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}