{"id":2893,"date":"2010-11-06T20:59:38","date_gmt":"2010-11-07T00:59:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=2893"},"modified":"2010-11-06T20:59:38","modified_gmt":"2010-11-07T00:59:38","slug":"2893","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=2893","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The priest is repairing the church fence. A boy is standing nearby for a long while.<\/p>\n<p>The priest asks him: &#8220;Do you want to speak with me, my son?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, I&#8217;m just waiting.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Waiting for what?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Wanna know what a priest says when he hits his finger with a hammer.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The priest is repairing the church fence. A boy is standing nearby for a long while. The priest asks him: &#8220;Do you want to speak with me, my son?&#8221; &#8220;No, I&#8217;m just waiting.&#8221; &#8220;Waiting for what?&#8221; &#8220;Wanna know what a priest says when he hits his finger with a hammer.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2893"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2893"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2893\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2894,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2893\/revisions\/2894"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2893"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2893"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2893"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}