{"id":2791,"date":"2010-11-06T18:50:35","date_gmt":"2010-11-06T22:50:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=2791"},"modified":"2010-11-06T18:51:45","modified_gmt":"2010-11-06T22:51:45","slug":"the-seniors-wedding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=2791","title":{"rendered":"The Seniors’ Wedding…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. <\/span>Jacob suggests they go in.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:<\/p>\n

“Are you the owner?”<\/p>\n

The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”<\/p>\n

Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”<\/p>\n

Pharmacist: “Of course, we do.”<\/p>\n

Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”<\/p>\n

Pharmacist: “All kinds.”<\/p>\n

Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism?”<\/p>\n

Pharmacist: “Definitely.”<\/p>\n

Jacob: “How about suppositories?<\/p>\n

Pharmacist: “You bet!”<\/p>\n

Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer’s?”<\/p>\n

Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The works.”<\/p>\n

Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”<\/p>\n

Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”<\/p>\n

Jacob: “Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”<\/p>\n

Pharmacist: “We sure do.”<\/p>\n

Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?”<\/p>\n

Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes.”<\/p>\n

Jacob: “Adult diapers?”<\/p>\n

Pharmacist: “Sure.”<\/p>\n

Jacob: “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?” The pharmacist answers, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2791"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2791"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2791\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2794,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2791\/revisions\/2794"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}