{"id":2642,"date":"2010-11-05T19:23:06","date_gmt":"2010-11-05T23:23:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=2642"},"modified":"2011-05-20T20:44:40","modified_gmt":"2011-05-21T00:44:40","slug":"2642","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/?p=2642","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don&#8217;t have to go. You&#8217;ll just be walking down the street, and&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..ooooohhhhhh, that&#8217;s much better&#8230;&#8221; ~ Steven Wright<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don&#8217;t have to go. You&#8217;ll just be walking down the street, and&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..ooooohhhhhh, that&#8217;s much better&#8230;&#8221; ~ Steven Wright<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2642"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2642"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2642\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11958,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2642\/revisions\/11958"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/davesdailyquotes.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}